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March 13th, 2006


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EPISODE 9: THE END.

Jamie was walking down the street by herself, thinking about Dex. A vampire lept out at her, she quickly dispatched it. Suddenly, in a moment of understanding, Jamie realized she couldn't keep her promises and was an intense, lying, serial monogamist. In a fit of madness, she threw herself into a pit of rabid man eating penguins that had suddenly opened up infront of her like some kinda Looney Toons episode.

Upon news of her very odd yet humorous death, Leyland and Joey realized that the female element was the only thing stopping their love for each other. The two married and moved to Switzerland, where they were both killed by a three year old ridding in a Barbie Powerwheels Corvette fitted with seventeen nitrogen tanks. The impact of the child, scaled at 900mph caused an explosion as the sonic boom devestated the coffee house the two lovers sat in, destroying half the village and its population in a matter of seconds.


THE END

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Date:March 14th, 2006 07:17 am (UTC)
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FUCKING GENIUS

my god man, penguins

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